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Breakfast Demotivational Poster

BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was HOT


TAGS: stormtroppers for breakfast wytch
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013, 7:16 pm
Good image, simple but witty text, very popular subject... 5L's
Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:57 pm
any 5tar wars refernce gets 5 from me

Breakfast cereal -

TAGS: cereal breakfast cannibals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:49 am
Who, me? (innocent look on my face, not quite pulling it off)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:16 pm
Lol! VERY messed up.
mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:06 am
Very funny Cynic! The one that the arrow is pointing at looks like its about to start nibbling on itself!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! ^!!!!!


TAGS: crack o dawn breakfast cook
Rating: 3.81/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:38 am
mmmm, yummy a little more syrup please

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast


TAGS: breakfast death perfect
Rating: 4.91/5

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Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:01 am
There are an astounding 22 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....
Sound - January 29, 2011, 8:01 pm
i lol'ed
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 2:47 pm
LOL Someone put too much thought into this one
Reality Lord - January 28, 2011, 8:38 pm

so damn good!

PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

TAGS: pizza breakfast wrong right
Rating: 4.29/5

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beastmaster - August 1, 2012, 7:41 pm
I agree! ;)
CloudchaserS - July 30, 2012, 8:19 am
Damn straight! If I'm hungry and it's food, I eat it!


TAGS: breakfast
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - January 28, 2013, 4:27 pm

I'll take a dozen of those, with 5L coffees, to go. :)

BREAKFAST - Is Watching You Masturbate. Sicko.

TAGS: breakfast watch masturbate
Rating: 1.79/5

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Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 2:02 pm
That looks good.
RnR - August 4, 2008, 10:52 am
that aint breakfast! breakfast also includes fried eggs, and bacon, and kippers, and bacon, and baked beans, and bacon and hashes and toast and bacon and gallons of coffee/tea and orance juice. And did i mention bacon?
Sean - May 11, 2008, 2:03 am
I hate when that happens. Five foofy poodles from me. Good show -- but I don't mean what your breakfast saw the other day. That was downright rude.

THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!


TAGS: breakfast bacon america
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2012, 8:52 pm
Thank you.
Iconoclast - November 9, 2012, 4:38 pm
Very good. Worthy of 5 coronary artery blockages.


BREAKFAST - Ending marriages for over 100 years



TAGS: breakfast
Rating: 3.48/5

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Scorpio7 - January 31, 2009, 1:49 pm
I didn't know that sharks ate pussy...
... - November 20, 2008, 3:04 am


TAGS: breakfast important bucket o eggs
Rating: 2.89/5

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Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
Could be the last meal of your life


TAGS: shit breakfast happy gilmore golf
Rating: 2.6/5

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Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 7:03 pm
Honestly if you want help with any of your posters you can PM any of the regs and we will do our best to help you out.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 7:02 pm
Lol, of course not... I thought you were trying to crap on my MF... but I recognize, you're right; I just want to go on and get better on this ;)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
Maybe RL, but it was tasteless advice. Shame on me.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:52 pm

"Ok... I thought that people of this kind of websites were here to crap on what you do."....hmmm. face wasn't attacking you. he gave advice...good advice.
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
This is tasteless and unfunny. By Google standards the profanity makes it tasteless, it's unfunny because all you did was quote a screen shot from a movie. Theres no originality to this at all it's just a rip off of something that was funny.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 5:56 pm

dude seriously...faceplant is one of the best in here. i listen to what he says and i get better. aggyy...that prick is the best in here... his advice is not an option however. just sayin...one noob to another dude.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:58 pm
The treat is being able to look back on your old posters and facepalm... it's all part of getting better.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:49 pm
A lot are here specifically to crapon posters... but, if it's coming from regulars here, it's sound advice. Everyone has tried and failed before finding their niche - no regular or greybeard has a motifake collection that is 100% great. Not by far.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 3:41 pm
Ok... I thought that people of this kind of websites were here to crap on what you do.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 3:32 pm
angelous... gonna have to take a deep breath and listen to those who have been here for awhile. You're not being crapped on, you're being offered advice from those who have been through this. Lighten up... these aren't insults.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:04 pm
O really, i was giving you advice and you are the one whining. Make a good motifake yourself and then your judgement will actually mean something.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:51 pm
and who are you?, a crybaby?... Approved means approved, go to cry on your own motifakes, they're sufficiently tasteless and nonfunny ;).
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 2:43 pm
This isn't a motifake, sorry. taking a pic from a movie and then putting somewhat of a quote from the movie isn't funny. Be original, movie quotes are good to use, just find a pic other than the movie that the quote compliments.

ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!


QUISP - Back when cereal was the 'dessert' of a well-balanced breakfast.


THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS - Troll Face Buttered Toast sold separately.

HAPPY TO SEE ME? - or is it morning?

TAGS: breakfast happy morning
Rating: 3.25/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:12 am
Hope those egg's are un-fertilized...!!

FACIALS - Necessary to mantain bright and smooth skin also a part of a complete breakfast

TAGS: facials breakfast smooth
Rating: 1.91/5

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Pacifist - September 3, 2009, 5:38 pm
Holy Jesus loving heavens, she just came into my space, but Bricks weren't shat - just a bit disgusted

Turbo Walker -

TAGS: geritol dones pills depends prunes for breakfast
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:24 pm

Just so long as you don't have one of those 'rear-view mirrors' on your walker.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:12 am
Oh man! My morning is made!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 9:49 am
Prude! I'm going commando.

breakfast jog -

Breakfast In Bed -

TAGS: angry housewife breakfast bed suggestions
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:45 pm
I'm guessing the sleep on the floor followed very quickly after the conk to the head. Thanks for the comment Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks Papa!
GaryO - June 20, 2013, 9:48 am
Been ‘er, but the skillet was cast iron. It really doesn't hurt if hit in the back of the head, but that floor, in the morning…frickin’ cold.
PapaFox - June 20, 2013, 7:58 am
Good one :-D


The Little Woman -

SIX REASONS FOR HEART ATTACKS - "I meant seven, where's the pork gravy?"



PARTY TRICK - It ain't Rainbow Sherbert, but it's a start.

TAGS: ice cream breakfast party trick rainbow sherbert
Rating: 1.75/5

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[email protected] - February 3, 2010, 12:44 pm
comfort food we all want 2b comfortable.

Morning wood -

That moment -

TAGS: you can t even breakfast properly
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:35 pm
I take it that its forbidden food these days? I have an aunt that has the same problem. There are no words to describe the level of suffering. Sorry is inadequate... HUGS!!!!!
rerun - June 19, 2016, 9:58 am

I really miss coffee

You ever look at somebody and say to yourself.... -

TAGS: breakfast interupted
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 13, 2017, 3:51 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:39 am
I have, UP yours
ipaprime - May 5, 2017, 8:15 pm
Everyday, while looking in the mirror.

The Ultimate Challenge -

TAGS: breakfast the real ultimate challenge
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2017, 10:18 am
...or making coffee! chuckle, chuckle... successfully, I might add, unlike the morning that inspired this poster! Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 21, 2017, 3:56 am
I have a feeling you are always cooking. UP yours

Which came first -

Breakfast -

TAGS: breakfast menu snake cobra bacon eggs
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 3, 2018, 6:00 pm
King Cobra, longest of all cobras. You wouldn't want to try stealing her eggs.

strawberry jello shots -

The Oatmeal Kit -